Summer Camp Job
A Feature-Length Drama
 
Written by Demian

Background & Script Samples
— Background —

The story is informed by on Demian’s seven seasons as a camp counselor, and many years of daydare and teaching work.

For kids, summer camps can be either a cherished memory, or their worst nightmare. For those who enjoyed them, the highlights are a chance to be surrounded by nature, no school homework, and friendships that last the rest of their lives. Because most summer camps emphasize sports and physical prowess, those of artistic, intellectual, or of a day-dreamy bent, can be left out, demeaned, or bullied.

The fictional camp detailed in this story maintains an environment that is regimented and occasional brutal to children because it is patterned, in part, after military boot camp. Some kids manage to survive with new skills. But it is a hit-or-miss endeavor, often depending on the counselors’ level of skill with children.

The tough approach is mitigated, to a degree, by the elements of songs, skits, and storytelling, which are a huge part of most camps.

During the 60s, when this story takes place, most counselors had little or no training in childcare, and were grossly underpaid. The pressure to “be a man” interfered with the normal tendency of all human beings to cry when physically or mentally hurt, as well as to treat others with respect and compassion.

During an interview for a job at a well-run camp, I was asked by the director if I liked children. I was stunned. Why would someone want to work at a camp if they did not like children? I learned at a different, poorly-run camp just how critical that question really can be.


— Script Sample I —

The sun has yet to rise. The calm lake reflects blue skies, with a mist rising toward Howell Mountain. In contrast to the natural beauty are two rows of drab, military-style, dark brown, wooden cabins.

The cabins run uphill on either side of a grass-less field. A flagpole stands in the middle of the field. The cabin windows have screening, but are not glazed. They have wooden window covers which hinge from the top, and are held up by a wood stick.

Cabin #5’s screen door is ajar. Inside, two men produce deep snoring.

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INT. CABIN #5 - DAYBREAK

Streams of bright morning light poke into the
room.

The cots are lined up. Trunks and a several
duffel bags sit at the foot of the beds.

Bed covers are pulled over heads. The only hint
of who lies under the covers are the personal
items, which sit atop the cubbies placed between
the beds.

A sunbeam beam strikes a mid-1960s super-hero
comic book and eyeglasses on one cubbie. Another
cubbie has a baseball cap.

Zeke, 19, has a copy of the play "The Glass
Menagerie" by Tennessee Williams on his cubbie.

METALLIC SPEAKERS BLARE REVEILLE FROM
A SCRATCHY RECORD OF A BUGLE PLAYING.

Every cabin has a speaker system mounted over
its main door.

Larry, 19, muscled, very hairy with a low
forehead, rubs his perpetual 5 o'clock shadow.

Dennis Smolinski, 18, snakes his skinny arm out
for his glasses, then grabs the microphone of his
Wollensack tape recorder, and "broadcasts" via
the tape recorder speaker.

                         DENNIS
                  (Broadcasts)
             Welcome esteemed guests to our
             humble Camp Howell's Crest
             bungalows and recreational spa.
             Up and at 'em. Rise and shine. I,
             your intrepid bunk leader, will
             be with you throughout the day.
             When you go for swim period, you
             will be seeing more of our very
             own, effervescent Uncle Larry ...

Larry glares at Dennis.

                         LARRY
             Smolinski, shut up.

                         DENNIS
             ... who heads the waterfront
             detail. Not only that, but you
             will see more of the ever bright-
             eyed Uncle Zeke when you venture
             into the Crafts Shed. Com'on you
             scum, roll call a-waits, and a
             day of fun and games. Fun and
             games! Time to favor the world
             with your happy faces. Get up,
             rise and shine. Rise and shine.

                         ZEKE
                  (To self)
             I'll rise.
                  (Beat)
             But I won't shine.

INT. CABIN #5 - DAY

Campers take off their jackets and sweatshirts.

Ken, 11, always wears a yarmulke, held in place
by a bobby pin.

Hank, 12, bunks next to Ken, and wears a
crucifix on a neck chain.

Greg, 11, redhead, carries comic books
everywhere.

Dennis, lies in bed, barking into his microphone.

                         DENNIS
                  (Broadcasts)
             Attention Camp Howell's Crest
             campers.

                         ROBERT
                  (Whispers)
             That's Camp Bowel's Rest.

Nearest bunkmates look back in shock and
amusement.

                         DENNIS
                  (Broadcasts)
             The sun is in the sky, the dew is
             on the grass, and there, just
             across the lake, stands Howell
             Mountain.

                         ROBERT
                  (Whispers)
             Maybe she only sits ... on the
             potty.

                         DENNIS
                  (Broadcasts)
             Don't believe me? Just wake up
             Uncle Larry who has fallen back
             to sleep.

Larry lies under the bed covers.

                         LARRY
                  (Muffled)
             Shut up Smolinski.

                         DENNIS
                  (Broadcasts)
             Make sure your beds are made, and
             do not have any sand. Our revered,
             assistant camp director, Uncle
             Mickey, will commence inspection
             at 0h-800 hours, and points are
             taken off for sand in the bunks.

Frank has a small portable radio, which he turns
on, trying to find a station that plays pop
music.

FRANK'S RADIO ONLY GETS STATIC.

                         FRANK
             How come there's no music?

                         ZEKE
             We're too far from the city
             stations to pick up a signal.

                         DENNIS
                  (Broadcasts)
             After breakfast, we have volley
             ball and then a swim. So, get a
             move on. Don't forget to hit the
             KYBO before we leave.

                         KEN
                  (Whispers to Hank)
             What's a KYBO?

— Script Sample II —

INT. INFIRMARY - DAY

While the infirmary is shaped like the other
cabins, it is painted white, inside and out.

The beds have double mattresses. Cubbies between
the beds have Teddy Bears or toys.

Jorge, 6, sits submissively on the edge of a bed.

Rudy, 18, his counselor, stands nearby listening.

                         JANE
             Sweetheart, when did you first
             have a tummy ache?

                         JORGE
             After breakfast.

                         JANE
             What did you have for breakfast?

                         JORGE
             Cereal, milk - hmm - some banana.

                         RUDY
             He got a good appetite.

                         JANE
             Jorge, do you have any food
             allergies?

                         JORGE
             What's that?

                         JANE
             Sometimes a food can make your
             tummy hurt, or give you a rash.

                         RUDY
             That ain't the problem. He got no
             belly ache. He is F - A - C - K -
             I - N - G.

Jane takes a deep breath, and puts her back to
Rudy.

                         JANE
                  (To Jorge)
             What activity were you going to
             do after breakfast?

Jorge looks at his feet.

                         JORGE
             Baseball.

                         JANE
             Do you like baseball?

Jorge shakes head "no."

                         JORGE
             Mmm, mmm.

                         RUDY
             All boys like baseball.

Jane still does not look at Rudy.

                         JANE
             Since when?
                  (Beat)
             Jorge, is there a reason you
             don't like baseball?

                         JORGE
             I keep missing the ball.
                  (Quietly)
             They make fun of me.

                         JANE
             That must feel bad, when they
             make fun of you. Would you like
             them to stop?

Jorge nods "yes." Jane turns to Rudy.

                         JANE
                  (Cont.)
             Rudy, you heard the prescription?

                         RUDY
             What? I don't get it.

                         JANE
             You are to get the others to lay
             off. Have a private word with
             anyone who does any bullying.

                         RUDY
             Huh, okay, but I don't think
             it'll do much good.

From a nearby shelf, she takes a sugar pill from
a jar clearly marked "Placebo," and gives one to
Jorge.

                         JANE
             Jorge, sweetie, here is a tummy
             pill. It works best when you walk
             around a little. See if the ache
             goes away by the time you get to
             the baseball game.
                  (To Rudy)
             If not, you do not have to play.

                         JORGE
             Okay.

Jorge chews the candy and skips out with Rudy in
tow.

Marvin, 15, runs in holding and fretting over his
bleeding left hand forefinger.

                         MARVIN
             Oh, man, it stings and keeps
             bleeding.

                         JANE
             Hi, what's your name?

                         MARVIN
             Marvin.

She brings him to the sink.

When washed in running water, a clear "V" shaped
cut is visible on the side of his finger.

                         JANE
             Ah, ha! You were working in the
             Crafts Shed.

                         MARVIN
             How'd you know?

                         JANE
             Elementary, my dear Marvin,
             elementary.

INT. CRAFTS SHED - DAY

The open and airy Arts and Crafts Shed has three
long tables with benches.

One corner of the shed is devoted to the mosaic
tiles.

Another corner has linoleum woodblock printing.

A third corner has pre-made ceramic ashtrays,
plates and frogs, as well as glazes and a kiln.

The fourth corner has shelves of paint, paper,
and assorted supplies.

Paintings and drawings are hung by clothespins
from a clothesline along one wall.

Zeke runs the shop, assisted by Robin and Danny.

Robin, 18, thin and tall, handles ceramics.

Danny, 18, fat with thick glasses, handles
mosaics.

The 15-16 year-olds campers are in attendance.

The crafts counselors interact with kids. Tad and
Gordon do not join in any craft activity and
look bored.

Rabbit works on a linoleum block.

Tom works on glazing a pre-made, frog clay mold.

Alfred, 15, and Sherman work on mosaic projects.

Zeke looks over the shoulder of Rabbit, who
nervously, rapidly bounces his left leg on the
ball of his foot.

                         ZEKE
             Use the holding jig, Rabbit, not
             your fingers. Those cutters are
             sharp.

Marvin walks in and shows off his bandaged
finger.

                         ZEKE
                  (Cont.)
             Just ask Marvin.

                         RABBIT
             Okay, Uncle Z.

Rabbit goes to work on his linoleum block.

Tom, frozen by indecision, holds his frog mold
before multiple jars of liquid glazing compound.
His inhaler barely sticks out of his pocket.

                         TOM
                  (To Robin)
             Robin, what color glaze do you
             think I should use?

                         ROBIN
             Well, real frogs come in a huge
             variety of colors, with all kinds
             of markings and such. What part
             of the world does your frog come
             from?

                         TOM
             I dunno, don't they make these
             molds in Boston?

                         ROBIN
             No, I mean, do you want to color
             this like the frogs that live in
             the Amazon, or from Vermont?

                         TOM
             It's just clay. Right?

                         ROBIN
             Okay, it's true, it's not a real
             frog. So you could push the
             glazes even further, with
             absolutely insane colors, or even
             pictures. You could color the
             frog bright orange with purple
             spots. Or, you could color the
             frog red, white, and blue with
             lettering on the side that
             spelled "Stop the War."

                         TOM
             How about green with white eyes?

Robin sighs in resignation.

Gordon disparagingly frowns at one camper's
mosaic project.

                         GORDON
             What's that supposed to be?

                         DANNY
             Its not supposed to be anything.
             Gordon, it's an abstract.

                         GORDON
             Well, ya know, Danny, I thought
             it looked a lot like a dead
             cockroach.

                         TAD
             Or maybe skunk roadkill.

                         ZEKE
             We're here to encourage their
             creativity, not make them suffer
             for your lack of imagination.

Tad and Gordon start to say something. Gordon
sits down. Tad defiantly crosses his arms.

Alfred messes up Sherman's mosaic project.

The tiles scatter all over the table and floor.

                         DANNY
             Hey! Hands off! The only artwork
             you can wreck is your own.

Both boys rolls their eyes in exasperation.

                         DANNY
                  (Cont. To another camper)
             Good job. The color scheme looks
             great.

Sherman then messes up Alfred's project.

Alfred grabs a cutting tool and threatens
Sherman.

                         ALFRED
             Back off, scum bag.

Sherman grabs the nearest metal tool.

                         SHERMAN
             Want another hole to get your
             shit out?

The rest of the boys immediately take sides and
start shoving. It gets rowdy.

EVERYONE IS YELLING.

SHARP STATIC EMANATES FROM THE SPEAKER SYSTEM.

                         MICKEY
                  (VO)
             What's going on in there? You, in
             the Craft Shed. I'm watching you.
             Stop it right now.

INT. DIRECTOR'S OFFICE - DAY

Mickey has his face four inches from a large
microphone that stands on his desk. He faces a
console with numerous switches and a six-inch
speaker.

                         MICKEY
                  (Cont.)
             Who's in charge? Speak up.

                         ZEKE
                  (VO)
             Ah, just a small territorial
             dispute. It's all settled now.

                         MICKEY
             See that it doesn't happen again.

INT. CRAFTS SHED - DAY

No one moves. Alfred and Sherman lie pinned down
by virtue of all the counselors and other campers
being completely entwined in the scuffle.

Tom holds his inhaler device at his mouth.

                         ZEKE
             It won't.

Tom presses the inhaler, and inhales the medicine
into his lungs.


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